prince of persia

monkeyrating: 7/10

genre: adventure action fantasy

waddabout: A young fugitive prince and princess must stop a villain who unknowingly threatens to destroy the world with a special dagger that enables the magic sand inside to reverse time.

isay: fuck what the critics say - watch the movie! the action is good, the story is neat and the babe, is a stunner! (drool!) its an anytime watch!

monkeyrespect to: WHOEVER CREATED THE GAME! what a concept - this movie literally stands purely because of the game. I played it on my PC ages ago - and this movie just brought it alive for me! BEAUTIFUL!

in other notes, Gemma Arterton, who played princess Tamina, PLEASE MARRY ME SWEETHEART! drooooollll! you look gorgeous!

# on the otherhand, Jake Gylennhall, good work on the body - but dude, you just ain't prince of persia. you're too candyboy lookin! seemed like a college kid was playing POP in a school play. and then there's your accent!

trivia note: Before Jake Gyllenhaal was cast in the leading role, both Orlando Bloom and Zac Efron were rumored for the part. (hmmm.... on second thoughts, Jake, im glad you were cast!)

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