Saturday, November 30, 2013

How Truthful are Film Reviews?


"My meme for the day: For all those who follow film reviews available in the media. It's as fake as everything else. #fact #film #review #meme" 
Media Film Reviews are written/created by 2 kind of 'journalists':

1. 'journalists' who barely passed college and/or are not good enough to do mainstream articles. 
So they get pushed down to do the perceptibly menial job of just writing off a 'film review'. These are typically idiots with no background in film appreciation, script, craft or even quality cinema. So you end up reading people whose idea o quality cinema is prime time cable television and reasearch means trolling the web and parrotting articles and views of actual experts/celebs/even greater idiots.
Would you rely on their reviews of films?

2. 'journalists' who have their tongue up the ass of producers, actors, directors and their pockets and genitalia or both closely intermingled with the same. These are people who will ass lick the crap out of a paying producers ass and call it art. These are the people responsible for every film ever made receiving a 4 star rating. These are people who would rate their own mother a whore if they had enough financial reasons to do so.
Would you trust their reviews?

So now what option do you have left?
I guess the only option left is to be wiser. To see for yourself which critcs are real and which publication is currently not making enough money and therefore actually publishing facts. To evaluate for yourself on the credibility and cast o certain films and judge whether you should watch it or not. To find friends with similar tastes and rely a bit on their judgement. Or as always works best, TAKE THE RISK, see the movie yourself at the risk of having to tear your hair out mid movie, and be your own judge and critic of the movie.

If nothing, you'll atleast spend a few good hours in an AC and contribute a few bucks to idiots besides politicians if nothing else.
If the gamble works, you just might hit the jackpot and end up watching a movie that's a true classic or atleast a great piece of cinema - but unfortunately comes from shallow pockets not deep enough to buy out paid media and big promotions and big star gaga dramatics.
Andaaz apna apna, pyaar ka punchnaama, waisa bhi hota hai - part 2 are just a few examples of such brilliant films that were screwed over by media critics but tottally worked for me! 
You must have had a few examples yourself too, i'm sure.

-Pushkaraj S Shirke

Coping with Runner's Shin Splints and Shin Pain


This was a comment thread on my page. 'project battleready' that i figured will be helpful for everyone with shin splints and shin pain caused by running.

Dear curator, do you have any tips for relief from the aches and pains we get from working out. Not the 2nd day aches. But the 3rd week onwards type persistent pains. Haan Pushkaraj?
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  • Project Battleready Running on asphalt is bad for your joints. But if you are preparing for the marathon, you have to condition yourslf to run on asphalt. Treadmill running wont have a huge carryover in performance to running a marathon.
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  • Project Battleready Hahahahaha you're welcome Sony Varghese. And don't worry, I not into your body parts  you can work on them all for yourself. X-D
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  • Project Battleready If the pain is in your shin area, you might be getting shin splints (micro fractures in your shin bone). You could do the following:
    1. Periodize your running into long run days and short run days. Put in rest days where you soak your legs in hot water. 
    2. Tape your shins with straps while running. 
    3. Wear shoes with well padded soles to avoid impact on the shin and joints. Try a brand called 'asics'. 
    4. Have 3 tablets of ZMA at night before sleeping and 2 tabs of ccm (calcium citrate maltate) each in the morning and afternoon before your meals. This will keep your shin bone recovery at par. 
    5. Strength train your tibia to make it stronger. It's the muscle at the fore side if the shin. When strengthened, it effectively takes a lot of the load while running. 

    Hope this helps,
    Do write back and lemme know how it's going. 
    Cheers!
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    • Sony Varghese Thanks Pushkaraj, I am obliged  In fact this whole decision to get out of my sedentary lifestyle and start running is all because of you. The constant peppy and inspirational posts you would put up on Facebook. Thanks for being my Dronacharya, just one request, don't ask for my thumb or any other body part 
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  • Project Battleready thats fatigue most probably. make sure you ahve your proteins even on your rest days. get atleast 2 days of rest a week if you are a beginner. Keep your nutrition levels up. Hot water baths to improve circulation are recommended. 
    alternatively, you could use a product that has beta-alanine (a strong anti-fatigue agent) and aminos on a regular basis for a month or so.
  • Project Battleready Vishwesh Krishnamoorthy replace the 'some weights' in your workout to heavy as hell weights - so that you force your body to develop type 2 muscle Fibers an strengthen both type 1 and 2 muscle fibers. Talk to Zeeba Khan If you like. She could consult you on weight training for running marathons. She's currently off running te Amsterdam marathon, but Should be back soon.
  • Project Battleready Bombay is a shitty place for running outdoors. On the other hand, Newyork weather and roads make everyone a runner. Treadmills for us mumbai hamsters yeah!

- Pushkaraj S Shirke

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