I've been tagged!

It's a tag where I could lie, but it'd be stupid to...

I've seen quite a few tags in my shtoopid life, but none as stupid as the one I'm about to jump into. And since I'm an extremely shtoopid person myself (Sheesh, you weren't supposed to know that!), I'm getting a perverse sort of pleasure in doing this tag. So without further ado, ladies and ledas, I present to you, the 30 shtoopid question tag!

1) When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Dude, i just moved to bangalore 2 months back - i still haven't purchased a mirror!!!

2) How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
I can see 8 ruppees chaillar on it. Inside it, i have no idea!

3) What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
first word: whore to the core (ok that's a line - pick the first and the last word then)

4) Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
my landlord - who's been coming home only to interview my dog and a lock on the door for the past one month :P

5) What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
vodafone magicbox - 800 rupayy ke phone mein kya ringtone hoga bey?

6) What are you wearing right now?
denims and a monkeyworks tee - as usual

7) Do you label yourself?
i tried using postits to mark the limbs n organs but it didnt stick.

8) Name the brand of the shoes you currently own?
Reebok, Adidas, converse, Nike, Fila, Bata (fuck i'm sounding like a woman!a sexist one!)

9) Bright or Dark Room?
Dark. preferably with a hot woman included.

10) What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Mukta. She's a funny cow! must be off grazing other brains after she dumped this dung one me!

11) What does your watch look like?
i NEVER wear watches. (which is why i'm always come on time. only late, when its in a different context)

12) What were you doing at midnight last night?
ha ha ha ha ha ha...... if i told you, 6 people would kill me!!!! let's just say i was very close to being arrested for a roadside fight and babysitting a lot of drunks :P

13) What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
no dude, you are not getting a monkey

14) What’s a word that you say a lot?
AWESOME!

15) Who told you he/she loved you last?
all those who said are still busy love-sampling more people, so i duuno who'll love me LAST :P

16) Last furry thing you touched?
Diego! my dalmadorr awesome furry ball of a doggie son!

17) Favourite age you have been so far?
at 7 years of age, you do not have much to choose from.

18) What was the last thing you said to someone?
is Friday here already????

19) The last song you listened to?
the Hangover soundtrack (in the fond memory of last night)

20) Where did you live in 1987?
Boisar, saurashtra.

21) Are you jealous of anyone?
yeah, tottally, absolutely, undeniably..... Jealous of FUTURE ME.

22) Is anyone jealous of you?
now comeon, dont make me sound like a bitch. well, i'm still compiling the list :P

23) Name three things that you have on you at all times?
a head on my shoulders, an attitude to die for and a smile on my face

24) What’s your favourite town/city?
Mumbai.

25) When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
to manoshi, my mad lady. to mansi, one of my best pals. and to my mom, the original mad lady.

26) Can you change the oil on a car?
yupp. and find better uses for oil too. esp baby oil.

27) Your first love/big crush: What is the last thing you heard about him/her?
she's quite into me. unfortunately she's 10 years too late.

28) Does anything hurt on your body right now?
my neck - i havent known a single day for the past 7 years that it hasn't!

29) What is your current desktop picture?
a pic of my ex and me.

30) Have you been burnt by love?
yes. that's the beauty of it i guess. my concept of love is bizzare, so keep your theories away.

ola! that's it! if you've read this - you're tagged!!!
answer these questions - now!!!! :D