Monday, February 23, 2015

How an UNPAID DUO of FILM CRITICS predicted the OSCARS with only 3 errors and stuck it in the face of paid media.














J.K. Simmons



Big Hero 6




Birdman




































Tom Cross












Anna Pinnock







The categories we got wrong are marked in red. And here's what we have to say about them:
BIG HERO 6 winning best ANIMATED FEATURE OF THE YEAR:
This we just couldn't see coming. this has got to be the worst call in oscar history after denying shawshank the oscar for best movie. Its a good movie, but there's just no way this movies beats PRINCESS KAGUYA AND HTTYD2! ever! 

WHIPLASH FOR BEST SOUND MIXING:
We were expecting Interstellar, but WHIPLASH was very much in consideration for the fact that not a single note was ever out of sync, not a single location sound was ever out of place and the overall audio vibe of the movie was extremely tight and well maintained. so fair call there.

AMERICAN SNIPER FOR BEST SOUND EDITING:
We were expecting INTERSTELLAR but had considered American sniper for having maintained an extremely organic sound throughoput the film. so thats fair. 





THESE WERE OUR ANALYSIS AND PREDICTIONS:

So Fuck you media experts. And fuck you TV channels. And fuck you paid reviewers. This is in your face. My ‪#‎oscars2015‬ predictions and analysis was 95% accurate. Way ahead of any of you paid mongrels who have gotten so used to taking money for your reviews that you fuckers have lost perspective of what cinema is all about. Fuck you, production houses that banned my honest reviews and got them taken off youtube. Fuck you all. Also fuck you, All of those haters who say that I should stop reviewing movies because I blatantly give honest reviews about the directors whose ass you have been licking profusely to get into the industry, this is in your face too. 



Anyways, moral of the story is, this means that I will continue my channel of movie reviews irrespective of all the haters that flock to it, coz you know what, I love my movies and I love being honest about them. And there's nothing you can say that would make me think otherwise. 

- Pushkaraj S Shirke



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